Tale of the Tape:

Location: Metal Mountain , TN

Intensity: Over the Top

Stamina: As long as you would like

Wrap Sheet:

Hillbilly Skip's passions are obvious; he likes hard music, photography, anything that pisses off the federal government, as well as,hot and fast women and bikes. It's hard to keep him away from the water and air travel too Hillbilly Skip is the ultimate anti-activist and anti-terrorist. The two are the same to him.They both make up stuff to justify themselves and they like to push people around. As for man made global warming, he has some globes that you are welcome to warm. Aside from his obvious passions, he loves his mountains and all the nature and substance they provide. Don't be anymore surprised to run into him on a deep woods hike, than you would covering a show for the magazine.He seems to be everywhere. He's kinda like a very twisted version of a Knight of the round table, except for Lancelot. He thinks Lancelot should have had jewels chopped off for messin' around with a married woman. He has an strict sense of right and wrong and he just loves Damsels(in distress or not;). Skip loves people that love people, so look for him if your ever around in His Mountains. Grand Pappy gave them to him;I was there.Nobody's had the guts to tell Skip that Grand Pappy didn't own them, so keep quiet about that if you run into him. Come See us on Metal Mountain.